Dive Into The Gutter

shydeiac:

how the pussy should be eaten:

  • like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
  • like the key to happiness is buried in there.
  • like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
  • like they heard the fountain of youth was in there. 
  • like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.  
  • like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.

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madeupmonkeyshit:

validx2:

When you sleep over one of ya friends house and find out his sister gotta fat ass

dont ever come to my house

madeupmonkeyshit:

validx2:

When you sleep over one of ya friends house and find out his sister gotta fat ass

dont ever come to my house

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ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

That’s probably a natural gas rig. Most of the oil rigs in Texas are in the gulf.

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.

HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. 
HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.

This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

That’s probably a natural gas rig. Most of the oil rigs in Texas are in the gulf.

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Miserable
Lit/A Place In The Sun

Describes my last relationship perfectly

theoneogorbae:

bookoisseur:

wanderingweasleys:

shardwick:

Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.

#ActualSiblings

The look on her face.

"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."

#ActualWeasleys

she is so gorgeous.

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parkingstrange:

when a post gets popular after you add a caption to it

image

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